PEOPLE (You gna have to take these with a pinch o salt guy's!)

Hey people... just press Ctrl+F to look for your name... it mite be case sensitive... so you mite just have to look the hard way

Look guy's none of these are supposed to be just a laugh, don't take eme too seriously... if they offend any of you sorry

Aaron - Punmaster.... a nu game from chady co....
 

Matt - Windows MB... the joke will neva finish NEVA YOU HEAR ME HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Alex -Would rather i don't point out the fact he dusn't need a ladder.... but i'm sure he dusn't mind.....

Ben - I AM CALM.... LMAO!!!!

 
Adam - Bringer of film with no plot and no ending or a proper start for that matter

Tio - Where do I start, no really where do I start? on that note.... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU????

Maria - seemingly afraid of me, with good reason... I think... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AND ALL????

Cheryl - with the VERY marilyn monroe type pic... VERY cool may i add!!!

Ellie - I haven't seen in five years... God why am i writing bout people when i dna know where they are!!!

Lauren - err.... hi???? (there's a pattern emerging here don't you think???)

 
Sam - was angry Lauren was misinformed, still seems EXACTLY the same as when i met him....

Ollie - HIYA... Stop GIVING OUT MY NUMBER!!!!

Rachel - Braces.... REALLY didn't see that one cumin...

Steven - i will drink alcopops Merely cos it annoys you... u love me really...(a requited emotion i admit)

Neeta - Phoned me to apologise for someone else's behaviour.... YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE! IT WASNT UR FAULT!!! but thanx it was appreciated

 
Leena - I DON'T FANCY U... DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!!! (trust me this is a good thing)

 
Anoushka - errr.... still shy around me.... (i know your not shy really!!!)

 
Annabel - Reflective (she knows what I mean. . . so pretty. . .)

Reshma - So many things i cud say... I LOVE YOU!!!!

Brenda -Loves her man

 
Zaidi - Ou Est VOUS???? (it needed sum sort of change to that phrase)

 
Shazia - AWWWWWW! So cute! C U SOON HUNI!
 

Karina -the sweet and loveable sister

Ashley - someone who came in contact again! At an obscure time if any

Ed barnard - What exactly were you doing in that pic????

Henry -GARGANTUAN ASSASIN! though i will not ask you to prove that u are either of those things....

Arbuthnot - remembered for the "green bag" song... y d'u neva sing tha no more????

Sinead - beautiful and she knows it, also helpful with life's lil'probs (ok it's just getting silly now... Where have u been?)

Anna - Rachel'long lost sister they seem just like eachother... cept u'z black...

Richard - dude....

James Moodhoo - Britain's not so worst driver, but close... Very... VERY... close... (maybe not anymore tho)

Ashvin - Keeps Miami cool

Nisha - told me i was creepy... failed to mention it was a joke for FOUR YEARS!!!!

Mindi and sisters - I miss u all!!!

 
Rakesh - my formerly youngest nephew, who used to change my nappies,
 

John - very huggable.... but he cut his hair!!! NOOOOO!

Ashkan - dumb ass, who happens to be rather incredibly good at physics and maths

Oli S - incredibly funny when impressing peers

Tim - looks good in a suit

Colin - secretly Hollin, prolly has a big sword at home... always beats me at bridge grrrrr.....

Chad - IS my brother, no question bout it...

Mark - loves his ass, and abs and body (tho he's worked hard fo it so i dnt blame him),,, need I say more?
 

Ravi - Karina's other brother
 

Laila - Changes, a lot, I think, I'm not sure, ahhhhhhh!

Big Ben - says his name is Jason, like I'd believe that, ha!

Farrar - the only person Aaron can physically bully, bringer of joosters

Emille - knows Chad, small world eh? You always help me Win at bridge and help me with maths, and physics, and just general life probs... :)

Rajesh - oldest nephew, married with kids, something's wrong with this picture!

Vinesh - loves the kung fu swords thing

Tasha - Very nice person who's not scared of me, I WASN'T IGNORING U... was just shy that day...

Will - bringer of the VERY cool jeans

Neil - Has a nice goatee... i mean garden

Chal - .... Paki (love you!)

Marvin - smoother than galaxy chocol8

Diraj - doesn't get hangovers, just stays drunk (quoted from party in 99 is not necessarily tru...)

Terri -  kept tickling me in the tae kwon do picture....!

Rebbeca - Nezumi... bringer of many anime... why dus my text messages neva reach you???

Craig - say's good evening very much like dracula should

Rashna.. finally replied!

Sarah Dean - The thespian in our mist.

Alex Kerr - thinks i'm boring... according to matt...
 

Katie - Mad... Sings "go (insert name) it's your birthday very well after 6 shots"

Becca - For some reason i always speak in a "cad" accent around her

David - (noise of unravelling ... Loud thump) also known as the ANTIPUN

Ads - Hiya... er... yeah... loves to tackle aaron... (at least you used to!!!)

Sarah P - Was so nice to me! :)... then stopped talking to me completely... :-/

Tanya - Dreamgirl... rejects me in life and in my dreams.... and yet is always so nice about it!?!

Laurel - Neva met her but have herd of her and still don't no nufin bout her!
 

Frankie - Havent talked to too much but nice all the same

Emma - Nice, ummm Baywatch? (thankx dave.. i'd oddly neva thought that till u sed it)

Sarah Digby - The digby menace, goes by many names... e.g the enemy, Menace, The DIGBY... etc

Katherine - keeper of the "zombie rabbit" christmas card... Crazy hat girl.... supposedly....

Fee - very nice person, very unpredictable

Marisa- fones me up alot, get's me in trouble
 

Emily - known as mouse.... it was NOT wat it looked like... she just had my coat....

Zoe - why do you not talk to me unless its ova the phone?

Look if any of these annoy you tell me... an i'll do somthing about it!
anyone who knows me should know by now i neva wanna insult anyone k?